The End

I'm not fit to take care of his kids
tergamam.terkaku.
:'(

Welcome Sayangggg

Its his first time seeing this blog
Yeap...dia tak pernah bukak blog I
tu yg surprise utk tiket Man U aritu, menjadik!!!!
juz becoz he didn't read my blog

tapi selepas ini,
tidak lagiiii
he's stalking me!!!!!

I love you dear!

Someday...Hopefully

Remember this?

I'm supposedly to report duty today
and I've been receiving lotsa calls regarding this
I'm stressed
due to this issue and current workloads

am I making a mistake?
Hope Not!

~Thank You and Goodbye~

Salam Aidilfitri..
bertemu kembali kita di Syawal yg mulia ini..
(dah macam nak bace berita plak..hahaha)

nway...
from the title..
disini saya ingin elaborate in details..
dimana saya ingin mengundurkan diri dr menulis apa2 di blog yg serba indah ini...
blog yg kadang2 penuh kontroversi..
blog yg kdg2 mengundang salah paham..
(tak berniat pun..dah name pun blog, so tak kesah la nak tulis ape kan..ehehe)

so untuk tidak lebey mengundang ape2 yg berkait dgn hidup mahupun yg telah tiada..
saya menarik diri dri menulis blog 'My-so-called-scrumptious-life'
tp penulisan saya tak berakhir di sini saja..
kerana taaadddaaa...
http://icreatemyownself.blogspot.com/
ade blog baru..ehheehhe..
(ntah rajen ke tak nak update nie..ehhehe)


kepada cik fana...
thank you so much coz bg peluang utk tulis kat ur blog yg serba serbi nie..
sorry kalo ade tersalah tulis..
terlebey tulis..
terlambat update..
termalas wat ape2 yg patut..hehehehehe
sori yer babe..
i loveee yooouuu babe...

Risk we, System Developer may encounter

3 freaking days
I've been working hard
trying to settle one huge problem

a customer, a patient's son
claims that he had paid extra RM 5K for the IP bill
with a proof of series of receipt, faxed to us during the holidays

he did pay 5K on 21/8 and 5/9 respectively
on 5/9, he requested our cashier to reprint the 21/8 receipt
so there are 2 receipts of 5K collected

however, in the series of receipts that he faxed to us,
there is one EXTRA receipt, dated 4/9
which the receipt number belongs to another patient (in our DB)
but in his copy, stated his father's name
with payment collected amount of 5K

I searched high and low
not to mention debug and all
try to get the extra receipt that he claimed, had received
of course, I have to be responsible for the system we developed
though I am certain that there is no mistake in the system,
but still, I need to do a thorough check
I wouldn't want anyone to have any doubt with the technology we developed

after a very long winding discussion
and investigations
one conclusion

the receipt is fake!

why????
first of all, the cashier's name in that EXTRA receipt,
weren't on duty on the 4th
how on earth, her name would be the collector of the payment when she wasn't even around????

and the most interesting thing is,
the printed time is exactly the same second when the 5/9 receipt printed
which is IMPOSSIBLE.
no printing can be done within the same freaking second
there must be at least 1 second interval between both

and guess what????

our account girl called the other family member's
a girl, and she says
"dont bother to check. We already suspected our brother is making this whole thing up"

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz
there goes my raya mood
worried sick as I couldn't find any solution
putting myself under the spotlight for 3 freaking days
while the solution came from the troublemaker himself
damn!

Raya 2009

haih
3rd day raya i dh masuk keje
mmg saje tak apply cuti
i amek leave utk this weekend je
for my cousin's wedding

so amacam korang nye raya?
ada baik???
eh eh...lupe nk ckp
i dpt duit raya tauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
dh 2 thn tak dpt, tetibe dpt lak thn niiii
mak unggal bagi...she's an OKB nowwww (bak kate AC laaa)
tak tau OKB tu ape????
gi tanye sesapeeee

anyway, since thn ni ayah imamkan solat raya,
weols di rumah saja pagi tu
pas ayah balik solat, salam2, nanges2
then baru gerak balik pontian
tu pon dh ard 10.30am

first day of Raya 09

jln clear sajeeee
cam biase, bwk 2 kete
sbb ayah nak tido kampung
while weols, balikkkk
sbb cam tak sesuai utk mama tido kg
ramai kannnn

singgah umah tok teh dulu
pekena laksa johor yg sangaaaaaatttt terbaikkkkkkkk
nk tambah, tapiiii segannnnnnnn
anak sape laaaa tuuuu segan2

then, baru gi umah atok
pastu tak gi memane dah
jd tuan umah
bebalik, buat air, topup lauk, potong ketupat, hidangggg
ramai btol dtg

by 2pm, memasing dah mule nak kornar baring (tidoooo)
i tried too as well, tapi ntah nape, takleh nk tido
ended up melayan girl camwhoring jeeee

the kebosanan sisters

dah bosan, taktau nk watpe lagiii,
so dok tolong2 makcik kt dapur,
layan tetamu and all

by 530, mama dh ajak balik
nak asar kat umahhh, takut tak sempat lakkk
so, 4 of us, salam2 say gudbye and all
adek beradik ayah, ade 2 org lom jumpe
takpe, this wiken diorg ade rasenye
rindu kt firzana

the very next day (2nd raya)
masuk Spore lak
ayah tak ikut
passport dia nk expired within 1 month
so mmg tak lepas, tu yang tido kampung tuuuu
ucu tumpang kete akak
yeap (bawak 2 keter jugak)

nak masuk Spore, mesti ada ni yeaaaa

first time lalu CIQ yang baru
aritu masuk gi science centre, naik bas kannn
ni drive sendiri, cam nervous tah pape je
ok laaaa, cuma jln dia mcm ala2 F1 circuit
sgt selekoh2
blom siap btol kot

singgah Woodlands, umah ayah lang dulu
tunggu AC n family kat sane
sempat makan dulu sementara tungguu tuu
oh...sambal goreng nenek bana adalah terbaikkkkkk

Mira and Myra

so, convoi 3 kete
first off - ke jalan Bahar
visit 'rumah' arwah tok ayah and tok mak
tapi pusara tok mak jammm gile yg teramat jammmm
dia kt kawasan yg baru tu
so pegi pusara tok ayah jee...area lama...yg dh 26 tahun

yang betol visit kubur tu
is ayah lang, AC, ucu (tiga2 ialah anak arwah yang sgt ting tong)
so bile kt kubur tu cam, asik nak wat lawak je memasing
siap camwhoring lagiiiii

nak bace tahlil pon tersengih2 sebab memasing dok buat lawak

makcik and pakcik sape laaaa yang ting tong sgt niiiii

nasib baik ade farhan yg boleh bace tahlil ringkas
harapkan diorg, dan2 tu laaa rabun dekat
lawak gileeeeeeee
kalo ayah ade, kompem memasing senyap jekkkkkk
ayah kan imammmmm...ngeeeeeee

time for serious 'business'

then, ke umah Mak Unggal kt Jurong - Corporation Road
diorang dah pindah ke umah baru
ade lift for every floors
so dpt laaaa mama pegi

Mak Lang and moiiii

hoiiiihhh...mak and kakak sape laaa yg dok serbu meja makan tuuuuu

lame gak dok sana
dekat sejam kot
then baru gerak ke the other end of Spore
ke Pasir Ris lakkkk
jauh gile dari Jurong tuuu
end to end kannnn
gi umah Abah Yam and Mak Munah

kita biar orang2 'veteran' bergosip..anak2, dok jauh2 ehhhhh

the only group pic yg tak bape lengkap yang ade pd i...
yg len pada cam diorang

rindu sama Nadirahhhh
tapi dia takde
dia gi beraya lakkk
takpe, diorang dah tak dok dubai lagiii
nanti leh jumpe lagi

kat sane, siap smbahyang
tiap thn pon camtu
umah diorang adalah tempat persinggahan lama sikit
siap sempat nap lagiiii

by then, dah kol 5
mama insist nak tgk geylang baru
kan dh renovate
so just pass by

terus ke Ang Mo Kio (AMK)
umah AC
diorang sanggup nk angkat wheelchair mama
mama terharu gileeeeee

lepak sane,
makan2, solat, massage, makan lagi
ntah bape kali makan laaaaaa
pas maghrib baru balik

itu la citer raya kamiiii
bak kate mama, takat tu je laaa raya kami
2 days jeee
pasni, takde significant plan pon
kalo ade pon, kt JB ni je laaaa

apepon, mama happy gile dpt masuk Spore
it was a dream come true for her
dpt jumpe family kt sana
walau terkilan tak dpt ziarah pusara Tok Mak

p/s: did i mention, soklan yang paling common i dapat??? its "adek bile lagiiiii???"...haih...soklan cepumas betol...i sengih jeeee...ade jodoh, ade laaaaa kan....

ehhh...dah nak raya laaaaaa

kejap je mase berlalu kan
lg 3 ari (including today), dh nak raya dahhh

so amacam uols nye raya preparation?
as for me, biase sajeeee
semua secara sederhana

baju raya pon 2 je, with tudung
takde beli henbeg ke kasut ke hape keee
2 baju, tu jek. full stop

untuk ayah, baru td gi jj jap
belikan satu shirt
for mama, igt nk beli tudung kt ariani
akan singgah ptg nnt
hopefully adelaaa yg berkenan n berpatutan
this is first raya i belikan brg for my parents
InsyaAllah, pas ni nk teruskan
nothing biggie, jus a token of appreciation jeeeee

duit raya, dh siap tukarrr
utk mama, ayah, atok, girl, n cuzins yg berumur 17 tahun ke bwh
dh siap list dahhhhhh

sampul, yilek pocik
akan mengharap belas ikhsan dr mama and kakak
hopefully mlm ni dpt setelkan masuk duit

kuih raya, aritu buat tart nanas
n chocolate cookies cik farah manis (name harus glams sebab sedap melampau)
n mlm ni, igt nk wat honey cornflakes
so buat 3,
beli, ade 2 (strawberry from me n gajus ke hape ntah from kakak)
and yeah...popia simpul 1 kilo
atok ade pas mama carrey
dh bape eh...7 sudaaaa
jadi la kn....

umah lom betol2 kemas
aritu dh lap2 habuk
langsir lame dh cabut
tingkap n pintu skrg tgh togel je
esok baru pasang langsir raya kot

cuti???i tak amik extra cuti ponnnn
ari selase dah nek keje

anyway, raya thn ni, weols kt umah je
i likeeeeeee
sbb ayah kene imamkan solat raya
after solat, baru blk pontian
visit relatives kt sana
tak tido sana kot
balik ari jeeee
ye la dgn keadaan mama, cam susa skit la kan nk bersesak kt umah atok
plus next wiken, my cuzin yg lg muda dr i is getting married
motif bold kn muda????
nk kasi kesedaran pd diri sendiri utk kawin cepat skit

ok. sambung
then monday tu, probably akan masuk spore
visit relatives belah mama lakkkk
i suke beraya kt spore
waalau dh raya ke 20, kalao diorang beraya,
yg lelaki tetaaappppp pakai baju melayu k
siap songkok n samping lagiiii
something yg jarang berlaku in Msia
I love watching them
bergerak in families, in same color
ade tu mmg satu kayu ah pesennye
dh macam langsir bergerak....no offense k

tp we did enjoy those moments
tak sabar nk tgk pesen baju raya org sanaaaa
lg pon, thn ni tak jejak langsung geylang
selalu gi jugak, usha baju murah2
cuci mata, tgk pesen baju diorang
tp thn ni juz culdnt find the time to pegi sana

eh eh...terpanjang lak entry ni
ni tandanya, i mmg takde mood langsung nk keje
badan kt depan pc, tp kepala dh kt umah
pikir mcm2
bukanla excited sgt nk raya
tp nk cutiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

anyway guyyysss
di kesempatan ini,
saya mahu memohon ampun dan maaf atas salah silap saya
kosong2 la yeeeeee
akhir kata,
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!!!!!