Tuesday, September 29, 2009

The End

I'm not fit to take care of his kids
tergamam.terkaku.
:'(



Welcome Sayangggg

Its his first time seeing this blog
Yeap...dia tak pernah bukak blog I
tu yg surprise utk tiket Man U aritu, menjadik!!!!
juz becoz he didn't read my blog

tapi selepas ini,
tidak lagiiii
he's stalking me!!!!!


I love you dear!




Someday...Hopefully

Remember this?

I'm supposedly to report duty today
and I've been receiving lotsa calls regarding this
I'm stressed
due to this issue and current workloads

am I making a mistake?
Hope Not!



Saturday, September 26, 2009

~Thank You and Goodbye~

Salam Aidilfitri..
bertemu kembali kita di Syawal yg mulia ini..
(dah macam nak bace berita plak..hahaha)

nway...
from the title..
disini saya ingin elaborate in details..
dimana saya ingin mengundurkan diri dr menulis apa2 di blog yg serba indah ini...
blog yg kadang2 penuh kontroversi..
blog yg kdg2 mengundang salah paham..
(tak berniat pun..dah name pun blog, so tak kesah la nak tulis ape kan..ehehe)

so untuk tidak lebey mengundang ape2 yg berkait dgn hidup mahupun yg telah tiada..
saya menarik diri dri menulis blog 'My-so-called-scrumptious-life'
tp penulisan saya tak berakhir di sini saja..
kerana taaadddaaa...
http://icreatemyownself.blogspot.com/
ade blog baru..ehheehhe..
(ntah rajen ke tak nak update nie..ehhehe)


kepada cik fana...
thank you so much coz bg peluang utk tulis kat ur blog yg serba serbi nie..
sorry kalo ade tersalah tulis..
terlebey tulis..
terlambat update..
termalas wat ape2 yg patut..hehehehehe
sori yer babe..
i loveee yooouuu babe...


Thursday, September 24, 2009

Risk we, System Developer may encounter

3 freaking days
I've been working hard
trying to settle one huge problem

a customer, a patient's son
claims that he had paid extra RM 5K for the IP bill
with a proof of series of receipt, faxed to us during the holidays

he did pay 5K on 21/8 and 5/9 respectively
on 5/9, he requested our cashier to reprint the 21/8 receipt
so there are 2 receipts of 5K collected

however, in the series of receipts that he faxed to us,
there is one EXTRA receipt, dated 4/9
which the receipt number belongs to another patient (in our DB)
but in his copy, stated his father's name
with payment collected amount of 5K

I searched high and low
not to mention debug and all
try to get the extra receipt that he claimed, had received
of course, I have to be responsible for the system we developed
though I am certain that there is no mistake in the system,
but still, I need to do a thorough check
I wouldn't want anyone to have any doubt with the technology we developed

after a very long winding discussion
and investigations
one conclusion

the receipt is fake!

why????
first of all, the cashier's name in that EXTRA receipt,
weren't on duty on the 4th
how on earth, her name would be the collector of the payment when she wasn't even around????

and the most interesting thing is,
the printed time is exactly the same second when the 5/9 receipt printed
which is IMPOSSIBLE.
no printing can be done within the same freaking second
there must be at least 1 second interval between both

and guess what????

our account girl called the other family member's
a girl, and she says
"dont bother to check. We already suspected our brother is making this whole thing up"

geeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzz
there goes my raya mood
worried sick as I couldn't find any solution
putting myself under the spotlight for 3 freaking days
while the solution came from the troublemaker himself
damn!



Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Raya 2009

haih
3rd day raya i dh masuk keje
mmg saje tak apply cuti
i amek leave utk this weekend je
for my cousin's wedding

so amacam korang nye raya?
ada baik???
eh eh...lupe nk ckp
i dpt duit raya tauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
dh 2 thn tak dpt, tetibe dpt lak thn niiii
mak unggal bagi...she's an OKB nowwww (bak kate AC laaa)
tak tau OKB tu ape????
gi tanye sesapeeee

anyway, since thn ni ayah imamkan solat raya,
weols di rumah saja pagi tu
pas ayah balik solat, salam2, nanges2
then baru gerak balik pontian
tu pon dh ard 10.30am

first day of Raya 09

jln clear sajeeee
cam biase, bwk 2 kete
sbb ayah nak tido kampung
while weols, balikkkk
sbb cam tak sesuai utk mama tido kg
ramai kannnn

singgah umah tok teh dulu
pekena laksa johor yg sangaaaaaatttt terbaikkkkkkkk
nk tambah, tapiiii segannnnnnnn
anak sape laaaa tuuuu segan2

then, baru gi umah atok
pastu tak gi memane dah
jd tuan umah
bebalik, buat air, topup lauk, potong ketupat, hidangggg
ramai btol dtg

by 2pm, memasing dah mule nak kornar baring (tidoooo)
i tried too as well, tapi ntah nape, takleh nk tido
ended up melayan girl camwhoring jeeee

the kebosanan sisters

dah bosan, taktau nk watpe lagiii,
so dok tolong2 makcik kt dapur,
layan tetamu and all

by 530, mama dh ajak balik
nak asar kat umahhh, takut tak sempat lakkk
so, 4 of us, salam2 say gudbye and all
adek beradik ayah, ade 2 org lom jumpe
takpe, this wiken diorg ade rasenye
rindu kt firzana

the very next day (2nd raya)
masuk Spore lak
ayah tak ikut
passport dia nk expired within 1 month
so mmg tak lepas, tu yang tido kampung tuuuu
ucu tumpang kete akak
yeap (bawak 2 keter jugak)

nak masuk Spore, mesti ada ni yeaaaa

first time lalu CIQ yang baru
aritu masuk gi science centre, naik bas kannn
ni drive sendiri, cam nervous tah pape je
ok laaaa, cuma jln dia mcm ala2 F1 circuit
sgt selekoh2
blom siap btol kot

singgah Woodlands, umah ayah lang dulu
tunggu AC n family kat sane
sempat makan dulu sementara tungguu tuu
oh...sambal goreng nenek bana adalah terbaikkkkkk

Mira and Myra

so, convoi 3 kete
first off - ke jalan Bahar
visit 'rumah' arwah tok ayah and tok mak
tapi pusara tok mak jammm gile yg teramat jammmm
dia kt kawasan yg baru tu
so pegi pusara tok ayah jee...area lama...yg dh 26 tahun

yang betol visit kubur tu
is ayah lang, AC, ucu (tiga2 ialah anak arwah yang sgt ting tong)
so bile kt kubur tu cam, asik nak wat lawak je memasing
siap camwhoring lagiiiii


nak bace tahlil pon tersengih2 sebab memasing dok buat lawak

makcik and pakcik sape laaaa yang ting tong sgt niiiii

nasib baik ade farhan yg boleh bace tahlil ringkas
harapkan diorg, dan2 tu laaa rabun dekat
lawak gileeeeeeee
kalo ayah ade, kompem memasing senyap jekkkkkk
ayah kan imammmmm...ngeeeeeee

time for serious 'business'


then, ke umah Mak Unggal kt Jurong - Corporation Road
diorang dah pindah ke umah baru
ade lift for every floors
so dpt laaaa mama pegi

Mak Lang and moiiii


hoiiiihhh...mak and kakak sape laaa yg dok serbu meja makan tuuuuu

lame gak dok sana
dekat sejam kot
then baru gerak ke the other end of Spore
ke Pasir Ris lakkkk
jauh gile dari Jurong tuuu
end to end kannnn
gi umah Abah Yam and Mak Munah

kita biar orang2 'veteran' bergosip..anak2, dok jauh2 ehhhhh

the only group pic yg tak bape lengkap yang ade pd i...
yg len pada cam diorang

rindu sama Nadirahhhh
tapi dia takde
dia gi beraya lakkk
takpe, diorang dah tak dok dubai lagiii
nanti leh jumpe lagi

kat sane, siap smbahyang
tiap thn pon camtu
umah diorang adalah tempat persinggahan lama sikit
siap sempat nap lagiiii

by then, dah kol 5
mama insist nak tgk geylang baru
kan dh renovate
so just pass by

terus ke Ang Mo Kio (AMK)
umah AC
diorang sanggup nk angkat wheelchair mama
mama terharu gileeeeee

lepak sane,
makan2, solat, massage, makan lagi
ntah bape kali makan laaaaaa
pas maghrib baru balik

itu la citer raya kamiiii
bak kate mama, takat tu je laaa raya kami
2 days jeee
pasni, takde significant plan pon
kalo ade pon, kt JB ni je laaaa

apepon, mama happy gile dpt masuk Spore
it was a dream come true for her
dpt jumpe family kt sana
walau terkilan tak dpt ziarah pusara Tok Mak

p/s: did i mention, soklan yang paling common i dapat??? its "adek bile lagiiiii???"...haih...soklan cepumas betol...i sengih jeeee...ade jodoh, ade laaaaa kan....

Thursday, September 17, 2009

ehhh...dah nak raya laaaaaa

kejap je mase berlalu kan
lg 3 ari (including today), dh nak raya dahhh

so amacam uols nye raya preparation?
as for me, biase sajeeee
semua secara sederhana

baju raya pon 2 je, with tudung
takde beli henbeg ke kasut ke hape keee
2 baju, tu jek. full stop

untuk ayah, baru td gi jj jap
belikan satu shirt
for mama, igt nk beli tudung kt ariani
akan singgah ptg nnt
hopefully adelaaa yg berkenan n berpatutan
this is first raya i belikan brg for my parents
InsyaAllah, pas ni nk teruskan
nothing biggie, jus a token of appreciation jeeeee

duit raya, dh siap tukarrr
utk mama, ayah, atok, girl, n cuzins yg berumur 17 tahun ke bwh
dh siap list dahhhhhh

sampul, yilek pocik
akan mengharap belas ikhsan dr mama and kakak
hopefully mlm ni dpt setelkan masuk duit

kuih raya, aritu buat tart nanas
n chocolate cookies cik farah manis (name harus glams sebab sedap melampau)
n mlm ni, igt nk wat honey cornflakes
so buat 3,
beli, ade 2 (strawberry from me n gajus ke hape ntah from kakak)
and yeah...popia simpul 1 kilo
atok ade pas mama carrey
dh bape eh...7 sudaaaa
jadi la kn....

umah lom betol2 kemas
aritu dh lap2 habuk
langsir lame dh cabut
tingkap n pintu skrg tgh togel je
esok baru pasang langsir raya kot

cuti???i tak amik extra cuti ponnnn
ari selase dah nek keje

anyway, raya thn ni, weols kt umah je
i likeeeeeee
sbb ayah kene imamkan solat raya
after solat, baru blk pontian
visit relatives kt sana
tak tido sana kot
balik ari jeeee
ye la dgn keadaan mama, cam susa skit la kan nk bersesak kt umah atok
plus next wiken, my cuzin yg lg muda dr i is getting married
motif bold kn muda????
nk kasi kesedaran pd diri sendiri utk kawin cepat skit

ok. sambung
then monday tu, probably akan masuk spore
visit relatives belah mama lakkkk
i suke beraya kt spore
waalau dh raya ke 20, kalao diorang beraya,
yg lelaki tetaaappppp pakai baju melayu k
siap songkok n samping lagiiii
something yg jarang berlaku in Msia
I love watching them
bergerak in families, in same color
ade tu mmg satu kayu ah pesennye
dh macam langsir bergerak....no offense k

tp we did enjoy those moments
tak sabar nk tgk pesen baju raya org sanaaaa
lg pon, thn ni tak jejak langsung geylang
selalu gi jugak, usha baju murah2
cuci mata, tgk pesen baju diorang
tp thn ni juz culdnt find the time to pegi sana

eh eh...terpanjang lak entry ni
ni tandanya, i mmg takde mood langsung nk keje
badan kt depan pc, tp kepala dh kt umah
pikir mcm2
bukanla excited sgt nk raya
tp nk cutiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

anyway guyyysss
di kesempatan ini,
saya mahu memohon ampun dan maaf atas salah silap saya
kosong2 la yeeeeee
akhir kata,
Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri!!!!!



Wednesday, September 16, 2009

karenah yang buat I lost my patience

hey you!
dah terang2 its ur damn userID yang charge the injection from the wrong store
dah terang2 u yang buat silap
and i dgn senang hati bagi u jalan penyelesaian

but instead, u went around the hospital,
pointing fingers to others, but not yourself
and tell others how bad the system is

excuse me, IF the system is soooooo teruk,
then why the hell only YOU, i repeat, only YOU face that stooopid problem
why go the hard way, when the solution is very simple
susah sgt ke nk mengaku kesalahan sendiri????
it's not like u r fired, if u admit u r at fault!!!

and damn, you really have a lot of guts by saying
"awak ingat system awak tu bagus sgt ke"
right in front of my face!
that's very brave of you, a HCA, to memperlekeh my job
U have no right to question my credibility!
No right at all!

I have nothing against u before, but from now on,
I am not available to assist u on any matter

damn!
I am now contemplating on reporting this to management

p/s: It is real hard to be responsible of the IT Dept, at this very young age, as many other staffs are much older than you. Bosses told me to be more firm.. but how firm can i be, to gain their R.E.S.P.E.C.T to me? tak nak jadi bos lagi!



Friday, September 11, 2009

Pedicure

lunch time tadi
sempat lari ke JJ Tebrau
semata2 nk wat Pedicure
geram sgt tgk kuku kaki ku yg cam ntah pape jeeeee
lagi lak sejak bulan puase ni mmg asek dok dapur (read: yes. I cook- for sahur and buka)
and madah selalu lupe pakai slipar
akibatnye, kaki ni merekah semacam

so td wat tindakan nekad,
sementara 'tak puasa' ni, guna laaa sebaiknye 'cuti' tuuu

igt nk wat manicure sekali
tp malangnye, pg td masak lauk udang lemak cili api
so jari adelah kekuning2an
so lenkali je laaaaa

this is my first time wat pedicure
jakun sikit
ape2 amoi tu buat, i mesti tanye ape tu ape ni
dh bwk bekal PSP
tp men game kejap je
dlm 5 minit
geli ahhhh...so dok menenung amoi tu belek kakiku


anyway, I wat Pedi kt De Unique Nail Culture kt JJ Tebrau (as recommended by Nora)
opposite chanel nye department
tempatnye mmg sgt best
i looovvveeee the interior
ala2 Victorian gituuuuu
very the cosy
kalo tak kerana geli, kompem tido nyenyakkkkk




btw, dia ade byk package
i amik Classique Pedicure - RM48

amoi tu pon cun
first she soaked my feet dlm warm water with sabun kut
sbb ade buih2
then, potong sane sini
buff sane sini
remove the cuticles
scrub- i love the minty smell
then sental tapak kaki ku yg keras tuuuu
last but not least, moisturising lotion and foot massage
heaven waaa cakap luuuuu



hasilnye, I love my feet
kuku kilat2, bersiiihhhh jeee nampak
takde kulit lebih ke keras ke hape
cantik jeeeee
asek nk tgk feet jeee
rase cammmm...emmm...sexyyyyy
ngehehehehehe


Thursday, September 10, 2009

One fine day




Never let go

Don't ever say goodbye when u still wants to give it a try
Don't ever give up when u still can bare with it
Don't ever say the feeling has gone when you still can't forget it
Please just don't


Monday, September 7, 2009

mcam tak caye jee

remember the PTM interview that i went?

well, supposedly, the result kuar around 8 Aug
kan 9 Aug i ade exam PTD
so beria gile i cek kt internet
bebalik, ini yg i dapat


watdeheck kan...
dah tentu2 i pegi interview tu
tp bile dah 80 kali cek,
80 kali gak kuar bende tuh, (gile exaggerate 80 kali)
cek sms, same jugeeeeee
then ade orang bg a link to check all the successful candidates
i check jugakkkk


takde nama gua ok...
yg ade, nama sama, tapi lain bapak
i pasrah (eicewah)
kesimpulannya, i tak dapat laaaaaa
ok, fine.....
life goes onnnnn

tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
last week (3 Sept),
tup tup,
ni sampai kt umah


masa ayah tunjuk surat tu,
I was like "huh? dapat ehhhhh???"
mmg tak expect langsung

i bukan nye ape
i nak tau result, just to see my potential
i skrg mmg saje suke2 test market
niat nk betol2 pindah tu belom ade lg
tapi bile tgh stress tu, dan dan tu la bukak jobstreet
tp bile dh ok blk, ok jeeeeeee
emo dan drama terlebih kt situ

interview PTM ari tu pon gi sbb dh 3 tahun menunggu kannn
so, pegi je laaaa
tapi bile dh dpt ni, i mcm resah gelisah

ntah laa eh
bile x dapat, nakkkk
bile dh dapat, mcm "erm?huh?nk accept ke?"

I masih contemplating nk accept ke tak
I tau, mesti ade yg kata "amik je laaaa"

well, I have my reasons to be contemplating
first, i blom tau kt mana i akan keje
kalau kt jb ok laaaaa
still dpt jaga mama
kalau town2 cam kl/putrajaya, pon ok laaa....
tp mesti serba slh gile sbb tak dpt jage mama

tp kalo dia campak kt ntah ceruk mana, howwwwwwwwwww????
camne nak idopppp????
lelagi kalao kene seberang (sabah/sarawak)
erk!

nak solat istikharah,
tetibe arini ni laaa i dah 'raya'
doa cam biase je laaa untuk petunjuk
anyway, I believe,
rezeki untuk semua mmg ada
cuma depends to us sama ada nk berusaha dapatkan ke tak

tapi orang kata, orang tamak selalu rugiiiiiii
adeih!


Wednesday, September 2, 2009

saya.sayang.adik.saya


saya ade seorang adik
nama nya Nur Humairah
saya sgt suka nama dia, lagi2 dgn ejaan sebegitu
walau nama nya sgt best, kami hanya memanggilnya 'girl'
kenape? kerana sejak kecil (3/4 tahun), beliau yg menggelarkan dirinya begitu
smpai orang panggil nama pon beliau buat tak tahu sahaja
tetapi rakan2 beliau panggil myra...eja nk glammmssss. ceit

anyway, saya memang sayang sgt adik saya yg seorang ini
beliau sangaaaaaat manja dgn saya (though she's been living in denial on that)
contohnya, smlm, ketika saya pulang waktu lunch
kebiasaanya, mati enjin, msuk umah, tutup gate
jengah bilik mama - mama tido, ok.
pegi bilik, bukak tudung, eh...mana girl??? (smlm masih cuti sekolah)
saya mula terpikir, dia pegi sekolah ke arini (semalam)
rasenye trial mula esok (ari ni)

saya gi bilik kakak....takde
gi bilik mama...nak tanya mane girl (yes, I am that curious about my sister's whereabouts)
dan di situ, budak kecik (tapi lebih tinggi dr saya) yg keding
sedang membaca antologi kerusi, sambil berbaring di sebelah mama

eh eh...tadi bukan ke dh jenguk bilik mama,
mama sorang je tido?
rupenye, sebaik je dgr enjin kereta saya,
beliau terus menyelinap ke bawah katil mama
sedangkan mama pulak bile nampak dia takde di sebelah
menganggap dia dh kembali ke bilik sendiri
untuk beramah mesra dgn kakak tercinta

melihat saya ke bilik mama, dan tahu saya mencari dia
beliau tersengih2 macam kerang busuk
amat gembira barangkali kerana saya berusaha mencari dia
namun, katanya, "girl give up sembunyi kt bawah katil mama...penat tauu...lama sgt akak tak dtg2, terus girl nek katil balik"
bole???????????????????????????
oh so sweeettttt...adik ku yang berumur 17 thn bulan depan mahu bermain sembunyi2 dgn kakakknya yg comel ini

saya tak tahu ape pandangan kamu
tetapi hati saya sgt bahagia, bila mendapat tau perkara itu
rasa macam, wahhhh, adikku sgt suke bermain dgn aku
walaupon udah gedek(besar)


pagi ini juga, usai sahur nasi goreng sotong, hasil tangan ku,
tiba2 dia teringat yg kasut yg dibasuh, belum dijalin talinyaaaa
saya sukarela mahu lakukan nyaaa
kerana kasihan melihat beliau terkial2 membaca contoh karangan
(hari ini hari pertama beliau menduduki trial SPM)
baik kan saya????

saya tak tahu apa tujuan sebenar saya taip entry ini
dah la dalam bahasa melayu yang tak berapa betul
apa yang saya tahu,
saya cuma mahu mengabadikan kenangan saya dengan adik saya
cepat sungguh dia membesar
rasa nya macam baru semalam beliau berusia 6 bulan
dan sangat bulat!
sekarang, sgt panjang...dan keding


to my dearest sister,
I know there were times, I screamed at you for the smallest mistakes
which I regret later on
I know there were times, I ignored your requests
which I realize, I should've done it then and there
I know there were times, I hurt your feelings
which I hated myself for doing so
I know there were times, I annoy you with my awful singing or stupid dance moves
which I looooooove doing so just to see the smile plant on your gloomy face


I just want you to remember that,
I love you. Unconditionally,
Thank You for coming into our lives
Your presence really lights up our family
Last but not least, Good Luck for your Trial and of course the ultimate SPM
I know u can do it
U nailed UPSR and PMR
This particular one, should be no problem aite?




I love you!



p/s: she's gonna be soo mad at me for posting those freaking pics. geeeeezzzzzzz...

p/p/s: oh oh...saya ada satu video beliau buat muka and bunyi...sgt telaka (our way of saying kelakar)...nnt saya post ok!




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